WELCOME TO HELL PARADISE.

Open your eyes and we'll start the game

I wish I had something cool to show you, but here I am.

Hay sello to the latest.

links

craptube

(the ugly looking ones i do not like)

I used to like technology, but there's nothing fun about it anymore, so I've become bored of it. If you're in the same boat, worry not! You can simply:

go outside, take a walk around town, realize how cool real life is,
pick up an analog instrument, play the hell out of it and maybe even compose something of your own,
learn a craft like woodworking, drawing or sculpting,

or use a computer but to:

watch something actually worth your time,
learn a language for the fun of it,
return to the early days of gaming,

possibly more. No, definitely more. Anything's better than social media and other slop, seriously.

For real though, since I currently do computer stuff (and so must use a computer) for a living, I actually enjoy going outside (crazy, right?) and/or doing anything other than things related to said computers to regenerate sanity. It works surprisingly well. Despite appearances, and the chaotic nature of this page, I remain calm and unscathed. Also, music. I'm so attached to it that I'm able to tolerate a bad show if it has a good OST, and dislike a good show if it plays boring shit instead. Ideally, both would just be good. Life's complicated, oh carry on.

OK BUT

Question of the year: who would win?

Evan Call

Kevin Penkin?

Yes, everything's overly psychedelic, because I like chaos,
~~and yes, "hell paradise" is intentional.~~
Enjoy your Half-Life®.